AISubs v3.7
What do you think of it?
It's a bug glasses.
A man longs for the strongest being.
And that strongest being is...
Power!
Force!
A man who has both attack and defense.
And I recently discovered the man closest to that.
Yes.
And that is...
you!
Yes, that's right.
Wait, why are you putting in so much sandwich?
Bug glasses are supposed to be both attack and defense and level 1.
The reason why you can say he's strongest is...
because of his cast.
I tried attacking him with sub-channel and he won pretty well.
If you put that in...
all humans will become strongest.
But for some reason, no one does it.
Then I'll put it in and become strongest!
I bought a lot of gypsum materials.
Yes.
So this is gypsum.
Yes.
It's a gypsum band, and if you wrap it while it's wet, it'll be hard.
And I bought 50 of them this time.
Three and a half meters of gypsum and ten of them in five boxes.
I'm going to use this to make my whole body hard today.
I can make my penis hard, but I can't do anything else.
You can't laugh at that.
That's just a joke.
You can't make your penis hard.
Why do you hate that?
No.
Huh?
Wow.
Wow, it's sticky.
It's like udon dough.
I was surprised when I first wrapped it, but if you wet it and say "hurry up", it'll be hard in three minutes.
Yes.
I've prepared water.
I'd like to make it hard right now, but if you make your whole body hard all of a sudden, you might overdo it.
I'm sorry.
What did you say just now?
I'm in first place right now, so...
Let's step up in order and make it hard.
First of all, as level one, let's try only the arms.
It does get a little hot, but please bear with it for a moment.
No.
What are you going to do? Where are you coming from?
First of all, I'm going to hold my left arm and stand.
It's about the weight of a buffalo man in Brunei.
Where is it?
Here.
I don't know where it is.
It's here.
Like this?
Yes, yes, yes. You have a good eye.
You're a doctor!
Wait, is it this hot?
If you ask me that, I'll only ask you if it's hard for you.
It's no doubt that it's hard for you.
Wait, are you a doctor?
It's better for me to do it like this, right?
Good, good, good.
Hey!
What?
Which one is the roller?
Ouch!
Huh? Huh?
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
If you put water on it like this and do it like this, it'll come off.
Wow!
Hey!
You're mean!
Wow! It's hard!
Wow!
Wow! It's amazing!
It's quite... It's quite...
It's getting funny, isn't it?
It fits Tetsuya's dream, doesn't it?
But your wrist moves, doesn't it?
This is the corner of my wrist.
It's good, isn't it?
How is it? For now, I only did it with my right arm.
I'm really relieved.
Well, first of all, as proof of taking a step towards the strongest man,
let's show him all attacks with his right hand.
Yes.
Now, come at me!
Hey, Tetsuya!
I'll hit you with this long thing!
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not like that.
I'll do it normally with my right hand.
Okay.
Here I go!
Hey!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait!
It doesn't hurt!
Damn it!
Do the next weapon!
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's a dream, isn't it?
I'll do it with an action!
Do it with a recording!
Wow!
It doesn't hurt!
Really?
A little more.
Wow!
Your jaw is broken.
Is it broken?
It's broken!
Damn it!
Hey, hey, is it over?
Am I the strongest in this house?
I'm not afraid of you!
I'll hit you with this 100-ton hammer!
Here I go!
Hey!
Wow! It doesn't hurt!
What?
It doesn't hurt at all!
There's a lot of marks on you.
It doesn't hurt at all!
But for now, if you do it like this, it's dangerous.
It's not good for your stomach.
If you do this with your upper body, it's finally the strongest.
I'll do it with an action!
If you do this with your upper body, it's finally the strongest.
I lost in a photo shoot.
Oh, this is it.
It's just like a turtle and a koala.
I'm scared.
It's like "I don't know."
I don't know.
I really don't know.
The second strongest man has been completed!
It's about the same shape as this.
Ouch!
I didn't feel it.
After all, you can enjoy this strength.
The third strongest man has been completed!
I see.
I'll have you fight me just for this part.
Let's fight once in a row.
Okay.
It's time for a fight.
I'll fight you now!
I'll fight you!
Don't do it!
But you don't answer me like that at all.
Wait.
I'll fight you!
Ouch!
I'll avenge you!
You look a little stronger than before, but you can't beat me like that.
Hey!
I don't care about the impact.
Ouch!
You're punching me pretty hard, aren't you?
Ouch!
I don't care about the impact.
You're punching me pretty hard, aren't you?
Ouch!
You're scary!
You're dangerous!
You're a strong man.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can't call you a strong man.
You're right.
Whenever and wherever you attack me, I'll attack you with all of my body.
Don't do that.
You're kidding me.
I want to be strong!
No, no.
Can you pee?
No, I can't.
Shut up!
Ouch!
I'll do like this.
Ouch!
How is it?
I have no choice but to do it.
Ouch!
I've been abused.
Let's do it again.
Ouch!
I've been abused.
Electricity is the strongest!
Watch out!
No, no, no.
No.
Oh, no!
It became like this!
What do you mean?
It became like this!
Watch out! Watch out!
Ah! Wait! Ah! Wait! Wait! Wait!
I did it!
You did it!
Wow!
I'm the strongest!
I can't move my hands anymore.
What are you doing?
Is your back okay?
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
I know you're the strongest.
Can I do this, then?
No, you have to make sure you're the strongest.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
I'm sure I'm the strongest.
I didn't know what you were going to say.
It's like a biohazard game.
Well, there's something I think the strongest man has to endure.
Yes.
I want you to do it now and make sure you're the strongest man in Thailand.
I see.
Well, let's go before I show you who's the strongest.
Oh, you don't want to move, do you?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Hurry up and die!
Ah! Watch out!
I thought I was going to die!
Hurry up and die!
It's too late.
Now you're going to show me your strongest side.
Yes.
What kind of man are you?
There are many kinds of strongest men.
One of them is Iron Man.
The strongest Tony Stark who collects those Marvel heroes.
That body is the strongest.
So we're going to recreate Iron Man's body.
That's why we have this.
That's right.
This is one of the strongest guns you can buy.
Even though we're told not to shoot people,
we're not shooting people this time.
We're not supposed to shoot Tony Stark, either.
He's fine with being shot.
If you're going to tell us it's dangerous to shoot people,
I want you to tell Iron Man in the movie, too.
That's right.
It's dangerous.
This is a video work.
We're only telling you not to imitate it.
We're doing it for our own responsibility.
I'd like to do it as soon as possible. Let's do it! Each of us. Ready, set, go!
No matter what it takes, eat it up!
I can't let him go any further.
Fire!
I did it!
Shit!
What the hell is this?!
So, it turns out I'm the strongest man in the world!
- Didn't it hurt? - Not at all.
- Do you feel like you've been hit? - Yeah, I do.
- Oh, you do. - I'm scared of you hitting me.
- I'm scared of you hitting me.
If you want to be the strongest, use this to become stronger!
- That's what this video was about. - Yeah.
- You can't back down while you're wearing this. - You can't back down while you're wearing this.
- Yeah, listen to me.
- Listen to me. - You bastard!
- Even though you're slow at walking... - Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
If you want to be the strongest, use this to become stronger!
Is it recording?
No, it's not.
If you leave your airgun or something like that, it'll break.
So, pick up your stuff and...
It'll break even if you leave me here.
It's more dangerous than an airgun.
Bye!
It'll break!
I'm really...
Oh, this is amazing!
Huh? I can't move!
What is this?
I really can't do it.
Hey!